Fake News: Master Yoda Hospitalized after Traffic Altercation

Fullerton, CA (MediaFetcher June 20, 2012) – Actor Master Yoda has been reported to be in serious condition and taken to Golden State Regional Hospital after a minor traffic accident that escalated into a physical altercation in Fullerton CA, a suburb 30 minutes south east of Los Angeles. Continue reading

Well Known Artist Banned From Local Book Store

This weekend a well-known artist J. Burson was banned from a local book store due to, in the words of the manager,

“A Horrible offense to books and cantaloupes everywhere!”

Burson retaliated by saying, “The incident with the cantaloupes could have happened to any one! As a matter of fact, I don’t even like cantaloupes!”