Fullerton, CA (MediaFetcher June 20, 2012) – Actor Master Yoda has been reported to be in serious condition and taken to Golden State Regional Hospital after a minor traffic accident that escalated into a physical altercation in Fullerton CA, a suburb 30 minutes south east of Los Angeles. Continue reading
Category Archives: Fake News
Martians invade McDonald’s!
Here is the latest news from the headlines of-
THE DAILY ASDAQUA!
Bustin Jieber missing in Congo jungle!
May 3, 2012 – Actor Bustin Jieber is reported to be missing in the Yangadou Rainforest in the Republic Of Congo. The actor was in the remote area filming an action / adventure film titled ‘Mother Africa’.
Bob Billycan Arrested for Carjacking a Taxicab in Chinatown
This just in!
Mr. Bob Billycan has just been found at a 7-11 near Egypt. He has been on the police’s most wanted list for the past twelve seconds for carjacking a taxicab in Chinatown, and now he is found. All Mr. Billycan had to say was:
Well Known Artist Banned From Local Book Store
This weekend a well-known artist J. Burson was banned from a local book store due to, in the words of the manager,
“A Horrible offense to books and cantaloupes everywhere!”
Burson retaliated by saying, “The incident with the cantaloupes could have happened to any one! As a matter of fact, I don’t even like cantaloupes!”
